everyday Chinglish

Chinglish is not only about fucked up grammar, wrong vocabulary and mistaken collocations. Chinglish is a state of mind. Trying to writie in English, but not switching your brain from Chinese thinking mode can have really bad and funny consequences.

Will Senpai ever notice me?

This one:
Lemon water, very sweet, summer night, misty eyes, refreshing taste, fresh and cool down, into the heart, empathy!

Some Japanese Chinglish:

Playing hide-and-seek in the dining room. We are so happy tonight.

(pink t-shirt: Just a dream, blue t-shirt: Cao tian? ba)